Hello there Oceans, well well well let me introduce myself. I'm the skeleton hiding in your closet, the neighbour with a telescope, the whisper in your chinese games, the gossip queen of oceans. As for my real name... the word sexy comes to mind.

So what have we here? Did you hear that Jess Vladimir, the whore of the school, actually finally baked her bun? As for the father, well rumour has it that Mecardo Jinks has been sniffing around the cat. But isn't his cousin like rabied over her? Callum Spencer may as well say goodbye to his wedding vows, or maybe he should pick them back up because... doesn't Brogan Jenkins fancy the pants off him? Oh yes...

Now this is old news but I feel like it was forgotten about rather quickly so I'm about to bring it back up. Who remembers when Zeke Kaden shot Tober Senegal in that rather special place?... I bet he's not getting any action any time soon. Infertile much? Well if it wasn't so serious I'd be cracking my cheeks in laughter and tears. Well actually... I lie, I'm laughing.

Speaking of those boys, they've both been pretty naughty last time I checked. Cockless cheating on his girlfriend, Roxanne and then psycho cheated on his girlfriend, Gemini and then slept with Roxy in the bathroom I heard, which sort of goes with cockless's story of sexing Manny, or was it her sister? Oh well who knows, anyway in the hockey changing rooms. Cold. Very cold boys.

Rumour has it Disco and Violetta were doing the heeby geeby in the forest. Who said virgins werent inventive? Or at least who said they didn't have a very good idea of forestly tracking. I'm pretty sure those kids didn't get lost.

Ps, any news, pm my way. Strictly confidential, darling.



Gossip Queen
xo xo

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Psycho? Who the hell you calling a psycho? I ain't no crazy man. And yeah, I did cheat on Gem. So? Roxy's better anyway. How did you find out about me and Roxy anyway? I swear you're stalking me! Bitch.

~ Zeke.